FAIL

I just threw my mashed potatoes on the floor and fell off the couch.

I'm dead serious.

I have no idea what happened. I was just sitting there, eating my KFC, and suddenly needed to lean forward so that I could throw my potatoes on the floor, and in the process of doing that, slid off the couch to sit in my mashed potatoey glory.

I then sat there like a good little boy while my girlfriend fetched a wet rag and cleaned me and the potatoes up.

I think I may be getting sick.

I am certainly tired, and haven't really felt well the past few days. My craving for mashed potatoes is also a pretty good indicator (strange comfort food, no?).

Seriously. I have no idea what just happened.